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Reminder that if you are located in any of the areas with a dot, especially green or yellow, you need to take your bird feeders and bird baths down. If you have cats and dogs, watch them closely while they play outside to ensure they don’t find and eat a sick/dead bird in your backyard as this is fatal to furry friends as well. If you have pet birds or poultry, take extreme caution to wear different shoes between each bird area, don’t get any new birds until the virus burns itself out, and disinfect or discard any potential fomites any time they come into contact with one of your birds or anywhere outside that could be contaminated by wild bird feces.

craftykatie
craftykatie

What your favorite fiber art says about you:

  • Knitting: you like the classics. Pride and Prejudice is your favorite book and you prefer the BBC miniseries to the 2005 movie.
  • Crochet: you are either a current or former weeb. Either way, amigurumi was the gateway drug.
  • Embroidery: You have been on tumbler.com since 2011 and think feminism is just embroidering a pair of titties on a tea cozy and selling it on Etsy for $55.72
  • Cross-stitch: oh, hi there grandma 😄
  • Quilting: a serene, motherly person. You ARE the cottagecore aesthetic personified.
  • Needle Felting: you either have a ton of unrelieved tension or you just love the masochism of a craft that can draw blood
  • Sewing: whether it’s cosplay or historical recreations, you’re a huge f*cking nerd and I respect the hell out of that.
  • Tatting: you started out crocheting doilies but then thought that was too mainstream. You enjoy when people at the coffee shop ask you what book you’re reading.
  • Macramé: you live on pinterest, got married at 22, have balayaged hair, and wear those wide brimmed hats with infinity scarves and riding boots.
  • Bobbin Lace: you are God.
  • Weaving: you a village wise woman or you are a spider
knittingphysicist
unpretty

god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic

unpretty

psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…

home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that

unpretty

homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…

home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent

unpretty

business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock

home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.

zachsanomaiy

Fun fact a scientist who is very not spiritual or superstitious began seeing corner eye hallucinations and feeling intense fear and a presence in his lab around the same time that everyone else in the building was suddenly reporting it haunted.

Determined, he found that the “hauntings” stopped when the industrial air conditioning unit, that had just recently been installed, was turned off. We’ve found that measurable micro vibrations in a structure cause immense fear, and a feeling of a presence and corner eye hallucinations – just like when you watch a scary movie alone at night and you see things move in the corner of your eye or are afraid to go in the cellar because you’re convinced someone’s in there.

Why?

Because many members of our species built homes in and around cliffs and caves for tens of thousands of years. And it’s likely that these certain shaky vibrations give us intense fear and a need to move far away because that would have saved our lives if the cave were collapsing or unstable.

You’ll notice it’s always falling apart, dilapidated homes that are “haunted” - or very very old restored homes. These places might just be slightly structurally unsound. That’s all.

rosetintmyworld84

That’s infrasound, sounds that are below 20hz, or the limit of normal human hearing. Things that produce infrasound in nature include severe weather, earthquakes, volcanoes, tigers, alligators, rhinoceros; also known as things that can kill people. We developed an evolutionary sense of dread when our brains perceive sounds we cannot hear. The vibrations from infrasound can also vibrate the eye causing visual hallucinations. 

You know what also causes infrasound? A LOT of machines, especially large industrial ones. There’s a reason haunted house stories started popping up in post industrialization. That scientist was Vic Tandy and he wrote about it in a the paper Ghosts in the Machines

“Vic Tandy, experimental officer and part-time lecturer in the school of international studies and law at Coventry University, along with Dr. Tony Lawrence of the University’s psychology department, wrote in 1998 a paper called “Ghosts in the Machine” for the Journal of the Society for Psychical Research. Their research suggested that an infrasonic signal of 19 Hz might be responsible for some ghost sightings. Tandy was working late one night alone in a supposedly haunted laboratory at Warwick, when he felt very anxious and could detect a grey blob out of the corner of his eye. When Tandy turned to face the grey blob, there was nothing.The following day, Tandy was working on his fencing foil, with the handle held in a vice. Although there was nothing touching it, the blade started to vibrate wildly. Further investigation led Tandy to discover that the extractor fan in the lab was emitting a frequency of 18.98 Hz, very close to the resonant frequency of the eye given as 18 Hz by NASA. This, Tandy conjectured, was why he had seen a ghostly figure—it was, he believed, an optical illusion caused by his eyeballs resonating. The room was exactly half a wavelength in length, and the desk was in the centre, thus causing a standing wave which caused the vibration of the foil.“

rabbitindisguise

Okay I didn’t need my eyes to have a resonation frequency but thanks for that, science

gender-nightvale

No you’re not being haunted.

Your mind is just filled with the deaths of your ancestors

Warning you to Get Out

spinning-logic
hipchoice

soooo fox news are trying to create what’s essentially a hotline for parents to out lgbt educators and lgbt kids in school situations and im not saying that you should flood it with as much cursed images and gay shit as possible to make it impossible for them to receive any actual messages that may threaten peoples livelihoods….but also the email for it is in the linked tweet…. soooooo…. 😚✌️

middle-earth-mythopoeia
middle-earth-mythopoeia

The discovery of Earendel got me thinking about stars in Tolkien’s writing, and there’s just something about the way he writes about stars that I find very poignant, so at the risk of giving myself the most intense chills of all time, I’m going to gather in one place some of my favorite passages mentioning stars in Tolkien’s works, starting with The Silmarillion and HoMe, and then moving on to LOTR.

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